One day a short creature (about the size of an average pinky) named She Roll Cherry Inn came across a magical rock. She had seen this type of rock before in books that her mother had read to her. She knew it contained a powerful magic that would allow her to fly. Everyone in her country of Ibeleeveyecanfli could fly except for her. She did not have confidence to fly nor did her mass allow her to fly. All this suddenly hit her and she realized that she would never have the ability to fly. Little did she know a magical Hobo Wizard was watching her all this while. He jumped out of a bush and landed on her ear, both fell at impact. The Hobo Wizard named Kilamanandajaroh quickly jumped to his feet and declared that he was stalking She Roll Cherry Inn. She Roll Cherry Inn was not frightened the least bit because she was quite creepy like that. Kilamanandjaroh began to tell her about an ancient city called Weain'teviljustmisunderstoodville. He told her that if she took the magical rock to the ancient city of Weain'teviljustmisunderstoodville they would give her the power to fly. So she started on her journey at once, unfortunately she tripped over a leaf and fell off of a cliff. She came to in an hour and found her self surrounded by oddly shaped people in Batman masks. On of the elders in the group took off his mask and announce to She Roll Cherry Inn that she had reached Weain'teviljustmisunderstoodville. She Roll Cherry Inn was so excited the she began to jump around violently. The Natives were afraid of this insane force so they locked her up in the dungeons. She Roll Cherry Inn pleaded for mercy as they chained her to the floor. Later that day a few men from police force of Weain'teviljustmisunderstoodville came to interrogate her. She finally was able to tell them the whole story. They happily led her out and to their master (who also happened to be wearing a Batman mask. He gave her the power to fly and then kicked her out of his city. She quickly flew back to her own city of Ibeleeveyecanfli. By the time she returned back she realized her whole tribe had died. She became outraged and began to conquer the world to get revenge of her city's downfall. Unfortunately she died halfway through sacking Iceland.
Moral: Never mess with a tubby, flying short creature.